Whaaatttt Thaaaaa???????

I haven't posted in awhile, due to the severe case of Bronchitis I've had. Saturday before last I went to Chinatown in L.A. with my niece and brother, I woke up with bronchitis on Monday, and it's just not going away. Then this last Saturday I woke up at 2am with a horrendous pain along my jaw and neck, went to the ER and they couldn't figure out what it was, they think a pulled muscle, so they gave me a pain shot and sent me home.
So, I stop smoking, I quit drinking, I start eating healthy, I try to start exercising, and then I start falling apart? Was the booze and smokes what was keeping me running all this time? Hopefully after a month or two my body should even itself out. I did have a blast in Chinatown though. I'll post some pics and videos in my next post.

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So it's been 3 days, and I still haven't had a drink. Also it's Lent, which being the delapidated catholic that I am still remember ( mostly cause of that movie). So you are supposed to give something up for 40 days. So I decided to give up Booze. ( I figured since I was already doing it, maybe I could earn some GOD points while I was at it) I've been kinda shakey the last day, but I'm starting to even out.

Since I don't spend my nights drinking till I'm crosseyed anymore, I've been trying to keep myself busy otherwise. I've started watching all the TV Shows I own on DVD, since there isn't anything on TV worth watching except LOST, and the new Terminator show. My collection of TV on dvd includes 2 categories, Shows that actually lasted, and for some reason if I like a show it ends up getting cancelled.

Shows that Didn't Last

Strange Luck

Threshhold

FireFly

Miracles

Keen Eddie

Wonder Falls

Life As We Know It

The Black Donnellys

Drive

The Dresden Files

See for every show I like that lasts, I also end up liking a show that last 1 season. It's gotta be that Universe pulling a balancing act, but with all the crap reality TV getting aired I wonder.

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A Sadist Put The Superbowl On Sunday

A sadist has to be responsible for putting the Superbowl on Sunday, if only to watch the horrorshow of hungover people on Monday. Present company included.

Anyways, on to buisness.

My first post said I would explain further the reason for this blog, and my somewhat suspect title of said blog. The title is simple enough, I am (hopefully will cease to be) a Drunk. The Monkey part is due to my belief that anyone (myself included) that imbibes and is sick then next day, but will yet imbibe again, must have intelligence on par with a monkey. Getting drunk, suffering the next day, then getting drunk again shows you have all the intelligence of a poo flinging mammal.

So that's what the blog is about. It's a place for me focus what little mind and brain cells are left that alcohol hasn't touched, a place to vent, but mostly a place to put my energy and honesty into something. It won't always be about the booze, but I will keep it updated with that little bit of info. So as it stands right now. I was Drunk for 8 years, and I've been sober for about 12 hours. Wish me luck.

First Post

This is my first post, hopefully it's not my last. I'm drunk right now, hence the name of the blog. I'll try to explain a little better tomorrow, when I'm sober. G'night to any person who is actually reading this.